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About Me Senior Member Critic Jon-LawCanada Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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My brother-in-law is an idiot: "Ro is a bad-assed name for my boychild." 

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20 deviants said The child will be ostracized and harassed until he finally turns to LARPing, where he will be awed.
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7 deviants said Mandatory nonsensical final answer. "In space hamburgers are food and shoes," etc.
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3 deviants said Come on Jon. Caviar? That dyke from Star Trek who wanted to give Ryker the strap-on treatment? Ro is bad-assed.
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3 deviants said Who cares? If the guy wants to name his kid Rosco or Rory to get that short form, why complain?

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Well, Shit.

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 11:03 AM
  • Listening to: Portishead, Rilo Kiley
  • Reading: Red Mars, Moon Palace
  • Watching: UFC, Futurama
  • Playing: Jobless
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. (Scot proverb)



There I was all set to visit Seattle--free passage on my navy brother's gunboat, no less--when the sea's lack of cellular towers fucked up the transmission of info so I missed the departure. I was really looking forward to some mischief with =Spiff-Johnson. Maybe some scientists in the future used the HADRON to ruin the plan because our matter / antimatter-like collision would have inverted the universe or some shit. We weren't even going to cross the streams! Well, maybe. You know how smooth a talker Zack is. Still. Not cool, scientists. Not cool.

In other news I entered a "creative non-fiction" piece in this year's CBC literary award contest. I don't know shit about our indie lit scene, don't have a clue who the competition is. (I've read one or two national lit rags that didn't bore me to tears.) Also that A Cappella Zoo fall issue is out now, in print and online. It's got my story The Week in it.

Still novelling. I'll always be novelling, but not this same one for much longer. Goddamn about time I got done with it. What're you writing?



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:iconvermillion-shadows:
Good evening, random deviant. May I be as bold as to inquire of how you doing?

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what the GLOVE COMPARTMENT?!? This shit is ORANGES.
:iconjon-law:
You may.

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If I'm not writing, I'm just sitting here changing oxygen into carbon dioxide. Like a baby. A little shit and piss factory, maybe one day a man. Be a man today, motherfucker.
:iconvermillion-shadows:
Bah chicken butt, I've lost the interest. Well good day to you nonetheless.

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what the GLOVE COMPARTMENT?!? This shit is ORANGES.
:iconvermillion-shadows:
**you're

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what the GLOVE COMPARTMENT?!? This shit is ORANGES.
:iconmyimaginaryme:
Thank you for the :+fav: =)

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to create, execute, or construct according to a plan,
a drug taken directlly into the mind, an adiction,
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